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I am Emperor Quintana. I have come to dedicate my spare time to enforce the Sacred Law of Newgrounds. My goal is to launch a New World Order that will shake the very foundations of humankind. I hope to critique your works soon... Hail Quintana!
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Entry #8
Day 1:
I feel so miserable knowing that I have abandoned all hope for world domination. It made my mother proud that I did just so, thus expecting me to make God proud as well. But I did not expect myself to live this life any longer; I'm already losing my mind and dignity from following ALL of the Ten Commandments as well as Jehovah's other laws!
I know that Satan is to blame for putting society under his rule, but I have to do something, other than continue living the rest of my life going door-to-door, preaching the good news, and reading (let alone studying) the Bible every day; if I receive the gift of Paradise, then there will be no human political authority. If I don't become a powerful Fascist authority figure, then how will I live out my days as a feared threat to democracy? I can't believe that my life is falling apart without the Empire!
But lo! I sense a glimmer of hope in me, for my suffering will be nigh. However it shall probably take about a couple of months to get my bearings straight and nullify my resignation & dissolution papers in order to get myself back on my feet as the Emperor and rebuild the Empire from the ground up, and afterwards, once monetary expectations are met, I shall move out of the house, I will finally achieve inner peace and total independence!
But now, I've got to get some rest; I can't keep myself awake after all I've been through.
Attempting to restore the Empire in the designated future,
Lazaro Quintana, Jr.
Former Emperor, Former Quintana Empire.
P.S.: Ive been trying to find tonight's lunar eclipse, but there's no sign of it. Tragic, huh?
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