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Age/Gender: 19, Male
Location: Miami, FL, United States
Job: College Student
I am Emperor Quintana. I have come to dedicate my spare time to enforce the Sacred Law of Newgrounds. My goal is to launch a New World Order that will shake the very foundations of humankind. I hope to critique your works soon... Hail Quintana!
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Thursday, Mar 13, 2008
3:02 PM
Day 36:
Happily alleviated is the one who attempts to rebulild the Quintana Empire from the ground up! I have successfully signed Veronica Taylor's electronic guestbook online, and I have never felt better for the past 2-3 years. I fell in love with her when I realized that she's 29. Good thing I'm 19, though. Someday, I'm going to meet her in person and do the best to spend my time with her. Well, it seems that I have a crush on her; perhaps it's because she has a very enticing voice, a lovely figure, and a good-natured personality that makes me feel very comfortable around her. At least I hope that she finds me an inspirational figure after I encouraged her to restore her career in the Pokemon series; after all, I've always been a Pokemon fan since I was 9.
I hope to hear more from Veronica; it would despair me if something tragic might happen to her.
Hail Quintana!
Perfecting all my hopes and dreams for an unexpected future,
Lazaro Quintana, Jr.
Former Emperor, Former Quintana Empire
Friday, Mar 7, 2008
10:20 AM
Day 30:
Hopelessness. Shame. Guilt. Those were the feelings my mother made me experience by constantly coercing me into keeping the spiritual faith. I really didn't want that life; I wanted a whole lot more! I wanted to take over the world and rule it with an iron fist!! But my mother still insisted me on going to Paradise after the reckoning. I didn't want to go there; it's too peaceful and happy with all the rosy optimism coming from the naive inhabitants that might be there. I can't stand it all!
Throughout this week, I was first suspended from the Computer Courtyard & Access Center for disregarding its regulations (as well as *deliberately* muttering something threatening), then I was given an order to head to the shrink. It would appear to me that things could get a lot worse, because should I refuse the appointment, I might get automatically expelled, and that effect might be irreversible!
Anyway, I've got to leave for the appointment; I wish not to let you down!
Hail Quintana!
Lazaro Quintana, Jr.
Former Emperor, Former Quintana Empire
Friday, February 29, 2008
8:30 AM
Day 10:
Something finally came to me: I will participate in a special tax foreclosure purchase in order to live cheaply without any financial concern (unless any should arise). At least I might be able to have my own large master bedroom with an executive office there; who knows what I might accomplish!
*Sigh* However, even though I might be concerned about my progress (academic or otherwise), my mother was quite doubtful over that idea. But that doesn't stop me, for I have other plans for my life, such as bodybuilding, Olympic training, and militarization (in case of a serious terrorist threat).
And now, I must be off to continue my life as a fugitive, unless otherwise noted; it's no use wallowing over my lack of income in the later years of my life.
Hail Quintana!
Lazaro Quintana, Jr.
Former Emperor, Former Quintana Empire
Day 1:
I feel so miserable knowing that I have abandoned all hope for world domination. It made my mother proud that I did just so, thus expecting me to make God proud as well. But I did not expect myself to live this life any longer; I'm already losing my mind and dignity from following ALL of the Ten Commandments as well as Jehovah's other laws!
I know that Satan is to blame for putting society under his rule, but I have to do something, other than continue living the rest of my life going door-to-door, preaching the good news, and reading (let alone studying) the Bible every day; if I receive the gift of Paradise, then there will be no human political authority. If I don't become a powerful Fascist authority figure, then how will I live out my days as a feared threat to democracy? I can't believe that my life is falling apart without the Empire!
But lo! I sense a glimmer of hope in me, for my suffering will be nigh. However it shall probably take about a couple of months to get my bearings straight and nullify my resignation & dissolution papers in order to get myself back on my feet as the Emperor and rebuild the Empire from the ground up, and afterwards, once monetary expectations are met, I shall move out of the house, I will finally achieve inner peace and total independence!
But now, I've got to get some rest; I can't keep myself awake after all I've been through.
Attempting to restore the Empire in the designated future,
Lazaro Quintana, Jr.
Former Emperor, Former Quintana Empire.
P.S.: Ive been trying to find tonight's lunar eclipse, but there's no sign of it. Tragic, huh?
Updated: 02/21/08 8:24 AM 0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!"Quintana the Great Has Fallen, and His Empire is in Disarray!"
Posted by EmperorQuintana Feb. 19, 2008 @ 1:36 PM ESTAttn: To All of Those Who Stood By Me Through Thick and Thin,
I know that I have attempted to promise you all a better, incorruptible Fascist regime, thus promoting order and commerce throughout my domain, let alone throughout the reaches of the Earth. I know that I tried to resist the pain society brought unto me. And I know that I have endured with a New Order for about a year. But whatever all this trouble I went through, although I don't know how I'm going to break it to you all, I'm going to say it right out: as you all may know, I have been a Jehovah's Witness for about a decade, and I have disregarded God's Law, just to live life to the fullest without losing my mind from inactivity and boredom. Personally, I blame society for infecting the innocent minds for their corrupt purposes. However, I actually blame Satan the Devil for plunging the world into chaos and deception, just so that he might make us flee from God's Kingdom. In other words, I must surrender on behalf of Jehovah, the one true God. And thus, I shall serve him forevermore. And now, before I wave my white flag of surrender and sign the treaty of resignation and disbandment, I shall utter the Imperial Praise and Slogan for old times' sake. "Hail Quintana!" "Pro Novo Ordinem de Imperator et Imperium!"
Phew! At least that made me feel a bit better. Besides, I just wanted you all to know that we had some great times together. From now on, I will abandon all hopes, dreams, and ambitions of world domination in order to serve Jehovah until the very end. Perhaps we shall meet again someday. Farewell to all!
Praise Jah forever!!
Lazaro Quintana, Jr.
0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Bad news, everyone:
The manager of the Computer Courtyard administrator is unable to notify me; he's in a meeting the whole day. Perhaps I'll see him next Friday...
But look on the bright side: at least I bumped into Bianca this Tuesday, and her cousin is with her. Not a bad event to improve the week, huh?
Now I should get going; this lab is going to close any minute now.
Hail Quintana!!
Rushing to save time,
Lazaro Quintana, Jr.
Emperor, Quintana Empire
Please Applaud in the Presence of the Working Man!
Posted by EmperorQuintana Feb. 7, 2008 @ 9:43 AM ESTHuzzah! The interview went well... but don't get too cocky; we're not out of the woods yet. Because once MDC Computer Courtyard Manager John Vassilou makes the employment decision on the ides of February, then it might be a success for either candidate, depending on skill. But there is something that has struck my mind: I have forgotten to tell him that I have done my community service hours in the West Kendall Regional Library back in my high school days! Oh well, so much for the flashbacks. Well, that's all I can report; gotta keep moving!
Hail Quintana!!
Putting my assets on success,
Lazaro Quintana, Jr.
Emperor, Quintana Empire
Greetings, everyone!
It appears to me that I am about to be back on my feet, because I'm about to get a college job quite soon; so long, poverty & lethargy, and hello, increased chances of work ethic, world domination, and future Trafford publishing payments! Besides, two days ago, I have found a few followers named Melissa Narangel and Lisa McCall. Lisa is currently planning to fulfill her aspirations in the medical industry; perhaps when the Empire rises into power, then I shall appoint her as Chief of Medical Staff. Good idea, huh?
In other words, I am only available on Tuesdays and Thursdays, so comment and/or e-mail me if you need some advice.
Hail Quintana!!
Hoping for a lucrative miracle,
Lazaro Quintana, Jr.
Emperor, Quintana Empire
P.S.: I have finally found my Pokemon Blue Version Cartridge, although I cannot remember where it was...
1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!Good Day To All:
This day may have been tragically different from what is projected, but the latter took a turn for the better. No wonder I have recently felt dignified and proud, not because of the purchase of Advance Wars 2© for the NintendoTM GBA SP two days ago at Babbage's located in the Miami Inernational Mall, but for the well-mannered and politically-minded revolutionaries that I have recently met in college. Back then, I met Bianca, but later on, after I completed the final exam, I left to see that she left earlier. However, I found that I was too late to say goodbye to her, due to the fact that this semester is already beginning to draw to a close. I wept for her to return, but to no avail. It's tragic that when a certain special someone leaves without bidding you adieu, you might have felt devastated, torn apart, and unable to carry on, suspecting that everything in your life is falling apart.
But now, since this grieving behavior is only temporary, I have realized that it's time for me to move on, not only for the sake of my own well-being, but also for the betterment of the Empire. Besides, without me, world domination would have been a pointless task for anyone to have done in his/her lifetime.
And now, if you'll excuse me, I've got important matters to settle...
Hail Quintana!
Yours through recent self-empowerment,
Lazaro Quintana, Jr.
Emperor, Quintana Empire
P.S.: I need to shave off my mustache and beard, they're really making me look like a Communist!

Attention!!!
I have some GREAT news: this is the greatest moment in the Quintana iEmbassy history! This is the first time that I have levelled up AND obtained an item. This rare gem of a game may have been rated "T" for Teen, but it was a very challenging task in which I have enjoyed! Too bad; if only the father was replaced with a demon-spawn agent, that the birthday party was replaced by a prestigious awards ceremony, also that the birthday cake was replaced by a top-coveted awards trophy, and that the purpose is that, instead of two family members killing each other for the cake, it could be that there are an emperor and the usurper pitting against each other, attempting to fight each other to the death over the honor and the awards trophy. That might be the most memorable, brawling event there; imagine that! But I doubt that happening in reality. I hope to see you soon!
Hail Quintana!!
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